Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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