Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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