Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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