she is the kim kardashian of front butts
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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