so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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