ya dads aren't the best wingmen
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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