Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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