If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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