when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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