Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
he shaved USA in his pubs
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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