erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I am mentally ready for anal.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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