What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
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