But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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