we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Thatβs talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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