he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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