I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
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