I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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