im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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