She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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