Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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