dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Life without a bra equals bliss.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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