If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
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