what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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