Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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