i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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