it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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