JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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