thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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