Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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