if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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