Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
We have started to decorate penises.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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