Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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