he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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