please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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