omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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