with your own penis?
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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