So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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