margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
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