I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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