Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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