just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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