you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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