doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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