I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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