Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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