and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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