his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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