i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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