im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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