If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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