belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
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