His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Randomize
