i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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