im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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